edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

demonsandblades:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

Au where Dean’s a human

YOU DIDN’T

Too soon?

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tagged → #XD #SPN #fandom
shoomlah:

jeez Sansa tone it down a notch

shoomlah:

jeez Sansa tone it down a notch

mamalaz:

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

Kilgharrah: the marriage counsellor.

tagged → #merlin #kilgarrah #XD
tagged → #LOTR #elrond #fandom #XD

girls on their periods

oz-lion:

TW: Young Men Who Dress Themselves 

oz-lion:

TW: Young Men Who Dress Themselves 

oyesiam1:

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

source

flatbear:

dreamsofamadman:

HOW HAD I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE.

barrett-the-babe:

croowley:

theboywhocried-dean:

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

old-women-josie:

slashfilled-mind:

notof-import:

martanaenae:

teamfreewifi:

*quotes Supernatural during sex*

"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"

"You breed with the mouth of a goat"

”I need you to let me touch it.”

"he was my gay thing"

"Dude, you can’t poke it with a stick."

"Cas, get out of my ass"

"I’ve got genital herpes."

and we have a winner!

fuckyeah-nerdery:

mrpunchinello:

Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…

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Oh my god. It looks as though she whispered some sort of horrific Lovecraftian secret of the universe to him, and his soul simply gave up right then and there, leaving him an empty husk.

I’m dying.

He’s wondering if he’s still on drugs.

tagged → #i just cant #XD
  • The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
  • Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
  • The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
  • Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
tagged → #XD #rob delaney #quote #oh snap

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

SUPERNATURAL TO ALL OTHER FANDOMS RIGHT NOW:

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SUPERNATURAL TO EVERYONE ELSE ON TUMBLR:

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