Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use
This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas
Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay
Au where Dean’s a human
I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS
Kilgharrah: the marriage counsellor.
TW: Young Men Who Dress Themselves
Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»
HOW HAD I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE.
*quotes Supernatural during sex*
"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"
"You breed with the mouth of a goat"
”I need you to let me touch it.”
"he was my gay thing"
"Dude, you can’t poke it with a stick."
"Cas, get out of my ass"
"I’ve got genital herpes."
and we have a winner!
Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…
Oh my god. It looks as though she whispered some sort of horrific Lovecraftian secret of the universe to him, and his soul simply gave up right then and there, leaving him an empty husk.
He’s wondering if he’s still on drugs.