#dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

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thestarkone:

The Drunk Knight Rises.

ehahlil:

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Holmes vs Sherlock 05

This part is unique because it is the exact opposite of the canon! 

[‘Holmes vs Sherlock’ is a comparison (or rather the similarities) between the books and the TV series!]

  • harry potter: everything you will ever need in life
  • doctor who: a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff
  • sherlock: don't watch this if you're stupid
  • avengers: in which everyone is better than you
  • lord of the rings: one does not simply find words epic enough
  • star wars: in which the number of bad feelings about things is equivalent to the number of amputated limbs
  • the hunger games: everything was great until the last book
  • game of thrones: in which everyone dies
  • supernatural: in which everyone dies multiple times

Happy Star Wars Day!