Scaling the Cliffs of Whatnot

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#dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

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heyfunniest:

THIS BLOG. THIS!

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thestarkone:

The Drunk Knight Rises.

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27 / 09

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ehahlil:

Are you with the ~~BANNED?~~

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Size matters.

cool time - space illusion

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dropsofamortentia:

Holmes vs Sherlock 05

This part is unique because it is the exact opposite of the canon!

[‘Holmes vs Sherlock’ is a comparison (or rather the similarities) between the books and the TV series!]

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11 / 09

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harry potter:
everything you will ever need in life
doctor who:
a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff
sherlock:
don't watch this if you're stupid
avengers:
in which everyone is better than you
lord of the rings:
one does not simply find words epic enough
star wars:
in which the number of bad feelings about things is equivalent to the number of amputated limbs
the hunger games:
everything was great until the last book
game of thrones:
in which everyone dies
supernatural:
in which everyone dies multiple times

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Happy Star Wars Day!

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