samaritanpoledancing:

im so sorry 

original comic by @rhymewithrachel on twitter

schmergo:

Tom Hardy: please take me seriously as a scary tough guy

Everyone: No, your lips are too smoochy-looking

Tom Hardy: FINE

And nobody ever saw his mouth again, the end

fyeahmovies:

Dunkirk (2017) 
dir. Christopher Nolan

my-selfish-love:

Me: only well structured, deep dialogues make me emotional 
Collins: he’s on me 
Farrier: I’m on him 
Me: 

politicalsci:

tebbois:

Eurovision: on
Songs: weird
Butt: out

allthingsgerman:

Eurovision, the only place where “Hey, what if you rap while I yodel?” is a viable concept.

nameisariel:

when you don’t have time to work out before the show, just put a treadmill on stage

bansheellydia:

Me when I try to sing all parts of Bohemian Rhapsody by myself:

rucielle:

me singing phantom of the opera by myself: 

misshepard:

all these eurovision contestants who have their face plastered everywhere as the stage graphics:

mickeyandmumbles:

^{LEGENDS NEVER DIE!}

cat-tully:

when your foot falls asleep

Originally posted by bloggingredpants